Where's The Door Gary

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hi lovees - gary told me this story a long time ago. i laugh every time i think of it. we talked about it tonight.

when gary was young, his fathered passed away from cancer. along with his mother, alot of his friends had no dads. their mothers always went out with their boyfriends. thus, alot of teenage boys were left alone all the time.

one night, when he was a highschooler, and his mom was out with her boyfriend - gary had a huge party at his house. it was very roudy, everyone got drunk, etc. well, bunch of his friends knocked the front door off his house! when he found out about it, he tried with all his might to get the door back on, but couldn't.

when he told me this, i asked him what his mother did to him.

he said that she came home, ran upstairs and got him out of bed and screamed at him "WHERES THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR, GAAAARRRYYYYYY? THERE'S NO FUCKING FRONT DOOR!"

lmao - he is such a dumbass. he really is.

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