Ok Lovees - This is what Gary did to me last winter.
It was a Saturday prime rib night. I have a 15 top, 4 top and a couple more tables. I'm slamming it and trying to get out of my hole. Im taking orders, delivering drinks and food, etc.
as i go to my 4 top - my customer said to me "you have a ballon tied behind you!". i couldnt believe it - when i was adding up a check in the bar area, gary tied a helium ballon on the back of my apron!!!!
im running around the damn restaurant with a damn balloon floating above the back of my head!!!
GARY - IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
lmao
waitresstails
Monday, July 20, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Dubar and K.C.
ok lovees - this happened last winter and it was hilarious! please keep in mind that the owner's family are all cops. (her dad, brother, daughter and daughter's husband).
Last winter the restaurant went through a brief dishwasher hiring/firing period.
The owner of our restaurant hired an african american man named k.c. kc came to work one night and did a great job. we liked him. to our amazement, the next day kc didnt feel like working so, on his own, he decided to send in dubar to cover his shift who was unknown to us. at the time, we didnt have any choice, so we let dubar work that night.
in the meantime, the owners' daughter, the police officer, walked through the kitchen and saw dubar. he was wanted for arrest. but, she kept on walking because she didnt want to take any action just yet. she didnt want anyone in the restaurant hurt.
she planned on arresting dubar later that night as he left the restaurant.
all servers and kitchen staff new of this plan except poor dubar. everyone felt really sorry for dubar because he seemed like a really nice guy. ryan, our cook, told dubar that the entire owner's family are cops and dubar exclamed "COPS! I HATE COPS". ryan said that he wanted to tell dubar to "run" as he left the restaurant but didn't dare. all of us couldn't stop laughing the whole night. dubar was oblivious.
so, as dubar was leaving the restaurant, he yelled to me "see you later lucy, i had a great time!" and i yelled back "ok dubar, good nite" trying to hold in my laughter.
we never found out what happened to dubar that night because the daughter wouldn't talk about it, but, we found out he was wanted for a weapon charge.
poor dubar.
k.c. was fired.
waitresstails
Last winter the restaurant went through a brief dishwasher hiring/firing period.
The owner of our restaurant hired an african american man named k.c. kc came to work one night and did a great job. we liked him. to our amazement, the next day kc didnt feel like working so, on his own, he decided to send in dubar to cover his shift who was unknown to us. at the time, we didnt have any choice, so we let dubar work that night.
in the meantime, the owners' daughter, the police officer, walked through the kitchen and saw dubar. he was wanted for arrest. but, she kept on walking because she didnt want to take any action just yet. she didnt want anyone in the restaurant hurt.
she planned on arresting dubar later that night as he left the restaurant.
all servers and kitchen staff new of this plan except poor dubar. everyone felt really sorry for dubar because he seemed like a really nice guy. ryan, our cook, told dubar that the entire owner's family are cops and dubar exclamed "COPS! I HATE COPS". ryan said that he wanted to tell dubar to "run" as he left the restaurant but didn't dare. all of us couldn't stop laughing the whole night. dubar was oblivious.
so, as dubar was leaving the restaurant, he yelled to me "see you later lucy, i had a great time!" and i yelled back "ok dubar, good nite" trying to hold in my laughter.
we never found out what happened to dubar that night because the daughter wouldn't talk about it, but, we found out he was wanted for a weapon charge.
poor dubar.
k.c. was fired.
waitresstails
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Waitresstails's Embarrassing Moment
One time I had to go pee really quick and get right back to work. We were getting slammed. So, I went in, peed and ran back out. As I'm going about my business - Sharon, a fellow waitress, said "Lucy, what do you have behind you on your pants" - as she pointed it out, and to my horror it was used toilet paper sticking out the top of my pants.
LMAO - I peed so fast, I didn't realize the tp didnt drop down the toilet.
Was my fliippin face red!!!!
lol
LMAO - I peed so fast, I didn't realize the tp didnt drop down the toilet.
Was my fliippin face red!!!!
lol
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Soup Story
Hi Lovees
Ok - this happened about 1 1/2 years ago. Helen is one of my best friends and she still loves me. At the time I was on a medication that made me cough uncontrollably; and, I didn't know why I was coughing so much. Here's my story:
Late one Saturday prime rib night, about 10 of us employees were standing around the bar and we were behind the bar. My friend Helen was telling us something her son did that really made her mad. She was ranting on and on about him - I was standing in front of her eating a cup of vegetable beef soup. It was really good. I was about 8 inches away from her.
In Helen's mid sentence, I had a mouthful of vegetable beef soup and all of a sudden I let out a huge COUGH! Soup flew out of my mouth and right into Helen's face. It looked like vomit!
As I stood there stunned - Helen (a christian) had a WTF look on her face, wiped a clump off with her hands, looked at it and yelled "IT'S SOUP" - and, as I was falling to the floor laughing uncontrollably, she yelled "Lucy, I'm gonna get you"!!
I literally could not get out from behind the bar because I was laughing soooo hard my stomache was hurting....
All the cooks and servers that witnessed the whole thing were laughing and trying to help me off the floor while Helen was trying to get a cloth to clean her face off....
As I was helped up I ran into the kitchen with Helen following me and she started laughing uncontrollably.
Do you know how you laugh so hard you cant stop for hours - well, I had tables I had to tend to. As I was waiting on them, I tried to hold back my laughter but really couldnt. I'm pretty sure they all had heard the fiasco at the bar.
My one table left me a 50% tip that night.
And, to this day - Helen and I always talk about our soup incident.....
LMAO
WaitressTails
Ok - this happened about 1 1/2 years ago. Helen is one of my best friends and she still loves me. At the time I was on a medication that made me cough uncontrollably; and, I didn't know why I was coughing so much. Here's my story:
Late one Saturday prime rib night, about 10 of us employees were standing around the bar and we were behind the bar. My friend Helen was telling us something her son did that really made her mad. She was ranting on and on about him - I was standing in front of her eating a cup of vegetable beef soup. It was really good. I was about 8 inches away from her.
In Helen's mid sentence, I had a mouthful of vegetable beef soup and all of a sudden I let out a huge COUGH! Soup flew out of my mouth and right into Helen's face. It looked like vomit!
As I stood there stunned - Helen (a christian) had a WTF look on her face, wiped a clump off with her hands, looked at it and yelled "IT'S SOUP" - and, as I was falling to the floor laughing uncontrollably, she yelled "Lucy, I'm gonna get you"!!
I literally could not get out from behind the bar because I was laughing soooo hard my stomache was hurting....
All the cooks and servers that witnessed the whole thing were laughing and trying to help me off the floor while Helen was trying to get a cloth to clean her face off....
As I was helped up I ran into the kitchen with Helen following me and she started laughing uncontrollably.
Do you know how you laugh so hard you cant stop for hours - well, I had tables I had to tend to. As I was waiting on them, I tried to hold back my laughter but really couldnt. I'm pretty sure they all had heard the fiasco at the bar.
My one table left me a 50% tip that night.
And, to this day - Helen and I always talk about our soup incident.....
LMAO
WaitressTails
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